From district to district, state to state and from coast to coast, our country is frustrated by the green burger syndrome. Since America was founded, the first residents went out of their way to have a little 'English. Although I can not speak with the results, I wish we could keep the tradition of the great English gardens. Of course, we do not have to bring in the stone walls on the voyage across the Atlantic, but we do not have a shortageRocks when we arrived in America. So what happened? Maybe we had other things on our mind for the first 350 years, but this is not a good time to catch up?
I believe that the syndrome meatball Green is the influence of the Italians. The oldest of the famous gardens in Italy are not in favor of various known mixing plant collections of colors, shapes and textures. Instead, they are estimated to cut larger lawns and shrubs into little green balls. SoundDid you know? With our utilitarian way of thinking, we are now taught the landscape with a pair of hedge shears and a syringe.
The Americans took the warm these "control over natural philosophy and are fixed on this green balls will proudly display their community. Meatballs with green foundations are at home is a sign of wealth and influence. If you have multiple of 8 meatballs, then you need to know the manufacturer. When the balls on the green side and theforward, is a sure sign of celebrity. You can not just make meatballs as green as your neighbor, but you can afford to have someone else shave. If your green balls are available in different sizes, this shows that you are not very good or a gardener or a fetish circumcision very serious and need advice.
All burgers are not created equal. In the south-east and Ilex cornuta we Ilex crenata (Japanese and Chinese Hollies). Every home owner thinks they haveBuchsbaum, so that they have won the nickname of poor men's field. In the Mid-Atlantic, the rich have actually Buxus sempervirens (Boxwood). In the Northeast and Midwest, the gardeners have bacatta Taxus and Thuja occidentalis (Tree of Life and rate) and meatballs elections. On the west coast, gardeners can all kinds of meatball, with its wonderful climate have, although I am very impressed by the rhododendron meatballs. In the south-west, of course, many plants seem to meatballs. It is not aTo make a group of pruners Echinocereus (barrel cactus) in a pie.
So, how do we get people on their love affair with green balls? I was hoping that we could explain that the idea would be comparable with eight green vinyl chairs on the same wall of your house is not "a good thing." But as for people with bad taste, of course? I think the legislation is the answer. First, prohibit hedge trimmer. If New York can ban cell phones while driving, we can certainly prevent hedge trimmersworking in the garden.
Then we need to change the rules for mortgage lenders. Did you know that you can not close a mortgage on a new house without the required number of green balls in front of your new home? This is a horticultural case of discrimination if I ever saw one. Surely there is something to interpret the U.S. Constitution, illegal order. Where is the outrage? Where the rights groups of plants, when you need it? If you have never seen we.re bus gardenersEngland to come to America to see the gardens, you do not want associated with me in my campaign for the meatballs back in their place ... in the spaghetti!